LazZzZzZzyness -> Being Human

I feel the pain of whoever didn't do his/her job correctly in the picture below.       There are several reasons why I must go and do something I am too lazy to be doing. There is also a reason to mention it. After all, when I mention it...

Lacking!

So, I lack many things...I lack confidence, lack self-worth, lack interest/passion. Probably because of these lacknesses, I lack a good rub on the back, a girlfriend and other stuff related to having one.. I also lack organization (as you'd see). The...

Arg... I am becoming a douchebag

I feel like I am becoming a douchebag. It wouldn't be a big deal if I didn't think I was the nicest guy ever. Is this what they call a mid age identity crisis? Ha. Maybe I was a douchebag all along. I never really cared about others. Life was mostly...